Megan Fox deleted her entire Instagram account after people assumed that the two had broken up.
Fox’s Instagram account was online until Sunday evening local time, but it has now disappeared.
It’s probable she removed it as the final step in her rumor-inducing Insta-posting, but I suppose it might have also been deleted by her PR team who were like, “girl, you cannot be posting like Kelly from high school who just got cheated on, you’re Megan Fox”.
OR, as celebrity gossip mogul Deuxmoi suggests, the whole thing is a farce and Fox is playing a joke on us.
“Some of you guys really don’t get Megan Fox,” Deuxmoi wrote in an Instagram story.
She said Fox was “just trolling, being funny. Being dramatic. I heard on very good authority they didn’t break up”.
Deuxmoi then shared the information from her source.
“They aren’t broken up,” it read.
“There has been some fighting this weekend between them so it’s just Megan trolling everyone.”
I choose to think the two are no longer together because I cannot face another day with Fox tied to the absolute husk of a human that is MGK. To me, the only reason for this relationship would be if she required him to keep her youthful glow. Similar to a succubus.
ICYMI, Fox removed a number of MGK pictures from her Instagram before sharing a mysterious post on Sunday that sent tongues wagging with breakup rumors.
She looked to be posing in a public washroom with an unknown man in there. She also shared a video of herself setting fire to an envelope and other things.
The post was captioned: “You can taste the dishonesty / it’s all over your breath,” which are the opening lyrics to Beyoncé‘s song ‘Pray You Catch Me’.
The hit was the album’s opening track and covers Beyoncé’s reaction to Jay Z cheating on her.
Now, I’m no Scooby Doo, but the strange lyrics mixed with the video of torched stuff can only mean one thing and it rhymes with “meeting”. That’s right, people! It’s immoral.
Surely, it’s cheating. Suuuuuuuuurely. Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly, at the very least, have to be donezo, right?
Something about that combination screams “nightmare blunt rotation,” but it’s also a substantial improvement over ol’ mate, who is in desperate need of a K18 treatment.
There’s also the fact that Fox no longer follows MGK on Instagram, instead only following *checks notes* Harry Styles, Timothée Chalamet, and Eminem.
Twitter is bursting like a frog in a sock at the prospect of Fox being free of MGK. Not to quote R.E.M., but look at all these joyful people! It’s a beautiful sight to behold.